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Rarrgh! Yo, sex-dating’s wild, man! Been diggin into it as a research nerd. It’s like, hookup city, no strings, right? Apps like Tinder, Grindr—boom, instant matches! I growl at how fast it moves. Saw this study, 60% of users bang within a week—insane! Reminds me of *Far From Heaven*, ya know? Cathy’s all prim, but secretly cravin somethin raw. “I’m going to make everything so perfect!” she says—ha, sex-dating ain’t that! It’s messy, sloppy, real.

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