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Now, little-known fact—did ya know in ancient Rome, they’d have these orgy-massage shindigs? *Massagium eroticus*, they called it—posh tosh, but true! Slaves rubbing down senators, oil everywhere, proper slippery slope—makes me chuckle, imagining some toga-clad git going, “Oh, Lucius, harder!” Got me in stitches, that does, but also—bloody hell—bit jealous, ain’t I? Why don’t we have that now, eh? Makes me angry, proper miffed—modern life’s too prim, too *sine qua non*, no fun!

Call to book

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Man, the neighborhoods are artful in their own chaotic way. I love the little cafes on Jabulani Drive (yeah, that one with the neon sign that's kinda falling off, lol) where I spill my thoughts, and maybe a few secrets over cheap coffee. I’ve seen tears and smiles turn into rebirths right there. I swear, sometimes emotions flow wildly like in that movie, blue emotions, red confessions—intense and raw!

Two shootings outside Kraaifontein schools