Mila Te Atatu Peninsula Brothel ❤️❤️

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So, this one time, heard a story—some Nevada joint, legal brothel, guy walks in, pays big, just to nap. A NAP! Paid $500 to snooze with a gal. Laughed my ass off, what a sap. “I don’t know how to love you,” Celine’d say to that moron. Me? I’d burn the place down before steppin’ in. Sticky floors, shady deals—hate it. Once read they got secret tunnels in old ones, like in Amsterdam, for sneakin’ out priests. Hypocrites, all of ‘em.

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I’m stuck there, fuming, and I see this dude on a bike zoom past. I’m like, “Man, I should’ve just biked.” But nah, I’m not about to pedal my way through the Peninsula. I finally get to the water, and it’s beautiful. The tide’s in, and the view of the Waitemata Harbour is just stunning. I mean, you can see all the way to the city skyline.

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