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About Villach

Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, wise ol’ wizard, babysittin’ you lot, and I’ve got thoughts—deep ones—about brothels. You shall not pass without hearin’ this! Picture it: dim lights, smoky air, lassies in skimpy gear—sounds like a dodgy tavern, eh? But nah, it’s a brothel, a place where coin buys more than ale. I reckon it’s a messy stew of lust and despair, and it gets me thinkin’—like in *Eternal Sunshine*, “Are we really that lonely?” Hah! Makes me wanna bellow, “You shall not pass!” to the sadness creepin’ in.

1. Claudius Caesar – Contact Café & Champagne Bar

La Cocotte Nachtclub Klagenfurt | Shows Girls Unterhaltung | Sperberweg 18 Klagenfurt | ab 17 Uhr geöffnet.

The vibe here is chilled yet wild, like both hidden jazz and a thunderstorm. Sometimes I get mad at the traffic outside, moments of irritations. But sababa—life flows around you like soft velvet. I always smile at random oddities, which makes me think, "The world is full of mysteries, full of little joys." I mean, seriously, sometimes it feels like life is repeating itself—just like in "Before Sunset" when Celine said, "Do you know what a wonderful world this is?" and then everything is just... BAM, in your face!

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