Evelyn Forde Whore ❤️❤️

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So, whore—oldest gig in the book, right? Been around since forever, probs even before hobbits started smokin’ pipeweed. Little known fact: back in medieval times, some whores were legit power players—knew kings’ secrets, pulled strings behind the scenes. Ain’t that wild? Makes me happy thinkin’ some lass in a corset outsmarted a pompous lord. But it pisses me off too—folks judgin’ ‘em, callin’ ‘em filth, when half the time they’re just tryin’ to eat. Hypocrisy, man, burns my biscuits!

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LONDON, Printed by Nicholas Okes for Richard Collins, and are to be sold at his shop in Pauls Church-yard, at the signe of the three Kings.

So, I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ to focus, but the café’s packed. People chattin’, laughin’, and I’m just tryin’ to keep my head in the game. Then, outta nowhere, this guy spills his coffee all over the table next to me. I mean, c’mon! It’s like a scene from a bad sitcom. The poor lady at the table freaks out, and I’m just sittin’ there, laughin’ my ass off.

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