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Yo, sailor life’s WILD, fam! Prostitutes? Man, they’re EVERYWHERE portside—salty vibes, cheap perfume, skirt shorter than my ATTENTION span! Watched “25th Hour” again—Spike Lee’s a GENIUS, right? That scene where Monty’s like, “Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends”—bro, that’s prostitutes in a NUTSHELL! They’re hustlin’, smilin’, but you KNOW it’s fake as fuck. Makes me laugh tho—chaotic absurdity, BAYBEE! Like, who FALLS for that?

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I gotta tell ya, man, my work on the app lets me see the hidden love stories in every corner. See these cracks in the pavement, the little smile on the baker’s face, or the midnight strolls along Schwarzwasser? They’re stories, memories. They remind me of that movie—The Grand Budapest Hotel—quirky and bittersweet, like a slice of life with all its funny, weird bits.

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