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Right, so I’m cruisin’—not space, mind ya, but dodgy backstreets. Neon lights flashin’, smells like cheap booze and regret. This lass, she’s standin’ there, all sass, fishnets ripped—like she’s a groupie waitin’ for Zeppelin to roll thru. I’m like, “Oi, love, you got that stardust vibe!” She laughs, probs thinkin’ I’m bonkers, but I’m seein’ it—cosmic wisdom, innit? Prostitutes been round since forever—fact is, ancient Babylon had temple prossies, sacred as priests! Wild, eh?

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The alleys near Landsbergerstraße hold secrets of local art and love. Trust me, my back aches from both massaging and from standing there too long, gazing at murals that prophesy the deep struggles and rare joys of life. And hey, you might bump into misfits and legends carving their stories into bench-sides. Crazy times, my friend, crazy times.

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