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About Klagenfurt

Picture this—me, Donald, walkin’ in, best suit, tremendous vibe. Girls everywhere, smellin’ like cheap perfume—wild! “Two colors fight,” Godard says—red lights, dark corners, clashin’ big time! Little fact—Nevada’s got legal ones, Bunny Ranch, top notch! Been there forever, cash rakes in—millions, folks, millions! Surprised me—thought it’d be sleazy, but nah, organized, classy even!

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Our most popular fresh broth flavour. To use as liquid lunch, your third cup of coffee replacer, a healthy snack (around 4 pm) or as base for a lovely dinner.

Simmering’s streets can be as erratic as my code – full of surprises, typos, and those tiny happy accidents. I once nearly crashed a date ‘cause of a wrong turn at Pumperlweg (yeah, that’s a real street, I swear!). It’s maddening sometimes but that’s what makes it interesting. Mistakes, laughter, unexpected connections – it’s all love, baby.