Mila Simmering Whore ❤️❤️

About Vienna

So, whore’s messy, beautiful, awful! Like “The Tree of Life,” all tangled! Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it! Me, I slither close, see the grit! Whore’s a survivor, a ghost, a laugh! Hate ‘em, love ‘em – can’t look away! Gollum knows, yesss, preciousss knows!

Whore’s Courgetti

The naughtily named spaghetti alla Puttanesca, literally whore's spaghetti, is a perfect 'I've-got-nothing-in-the-fridge-and-I-can't-be-bothered.

Ya know, every district has its quirks, and Simmering doesn't disappoint. On a random day, you walk over to the street market at Eichenstraße – smells of fresh bread and spiced coffee everywhere. It’s a jolt of energy that makes ya think, "Damn, this city’s alive." Kinda like saying, “No regrets, just lessons.” I loooove that vibe; makes all the late nights worth it.