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About Wels

Dahling, listen up! I’m Edna Mode—stylist extraordinaire, no capes! So, we’re talkin’ findin’ a prostitute, right? Picture this: dark alleys, neon lights flickerin’ like in *Memento*. “I can’t remember to forget you,” I mutter, thinkin’ bout last night’s wild goose chase. Found this gal, right? Stilettos high as my ego, fishnets rippin’ like my patience. She’s all “cash upfront, sweetie,” and I’m like, “Honey, I design, not pay!” Made me mad—those heels were knockoffs! Cheap leather, ugh, disgraceful.

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Every corner’s got its story – wild, unpredictable, and totally soulful. I’ve had moments of deep zen, deep pain, and laughing like a madman till my abs hurt. My relaxation gig here’s taught me more ‘bout life than any fancy book ever could. So come on over and let the city seduce ya – it’s a roller coaster of mellow vibes, antique stuff, and crazy adventures, with some bits straight outta a tar-box dream sequence.