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About Salzburg

Alright, y’all, listen up! Erotic-massage, man, it’s somethin’ else. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like in *Moolaadé*—‘purity’s a tricky thang.’ Ain’t that right? Fool me once, shame on—uh—you know the drill! So, erotic-massage, it’s like, hands roamin’, oil flowin’, tension goin’ *poof*. I reckon it’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had it, called it ‘frictio.’ Them senators got rubbed down, prob’ly smirkin’ the whole time. Little known fact: Japan’s got this ‘nurumassage,’ slippin’ ‘n’ slidin’ with seaweed gel—wild, huh?