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About Dornbirn

Picture this level, yeah – dim lights, chill tunes, yer avatar’s gettin’ a sexual-massage, and the controller vibrates all sensual-like – next-gen immersion, that! “We did it for fun,” like them killers in the film say, but nah, this is for pure bliss, mate. I’d play it meself nonstop, probably get sacked for “overtestin’” – classic Brent move, eh! Reckon it’d sell like hotcakes, tho – who don’t want a virtual rubdown after a crap day? Tell ya what, it’s a game-changer, literally – I’m a visionary, me, just don’t tell the suits I said “sexy” in the pitch, yeah? They’d flip!