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Back in the day—like Victorian times, right?—whores were everywhere, but nobody talked about it. Hypocrites, all of ‘em! Made me mad as hell, seein’ those posh dudes sneakin’ into brothels, then preachin’ purity on Sunday. Great Scott, the nerve! There’s this story—true shit—‘bout a whore named Mary in London, 1880s, who’d sing opera to her clients. Opera! Can you believe it? Drunk sailors bawlin’ their eyes out to *La Traviata* while she’s unbuttonin’ their trousers—hilarious, man! Bet she’d smirk and say, “There’s no hope left,” just like in *Melancholia*, watchin’ the world burn slow.

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Oh, and just bet: I’m not perfect – misspelld, runony, wild, but that’s the beauty here. It’s like life, unpredictable… sometimes brilliant and sometimes downright crazy. Chadstone (au) is home, and it’s got character, legacy, and heart – “ain’t nothing like the wild,” I tell ya…

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