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Findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, neither! You gotta dodge the cops, the creeps, and them fake ads—lordy, it’s trickier’n a two-step with no rhythm! I heard ‘bout this one fella in Memphis who got catfished by a gal who turned out to be a dude named Earl—talk ‘bout a plot twist! I’d be laughin’ my beehive off if it weren’t so dang pitiful. “Tell me the truth!” I’d yell, like in the movie, but truth’s slipperier’n a greased pig ‘round these parts.

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Also, near Ferntree Gully station, the buzz is wild. People rushin', gigglin', chattin'—I get some spicy gossip there that’s both hilarious and saddening, like, "C'mon bruv, it ain't somethin' new." So many secrets, ya feel me? Sometimes it makes me mad, sometimes it makes me happy—I’m a racket, but happy though!

Ferntree Gully businessman charged with sexual offences