Lina Fitzroy North Whore ❤️❤️

About Sydney

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

My Whereis

We feel honoured to have Home, a scent by @www.facebook.com now in store. You will consume notes of Sandalwood, leather, tobacco and cedar.

Hey, my friend, lemme tell ya about Fitzroy-North, au – it's a wild cosmic ride, ya know? I’m a spa owner here, and every day, I soak up the quirks and quarks of this place. So, strap in for a magical, errrratic journey through streets like St. Georges Road – seriously, so vibey, with hidden murals and bohemian cafes that give you a cosmic wink.

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