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Humor? Sure—imagine some dude hagglin’ like it’s a flea market: “20 bucks, final offer!” She’d laugh in his face, “Boy, this ain’t Goodwill!” Sarcasm’s my jam—findin’ a prostitute ain’t rocket science, but it’s a gamble, and I’m bettin’ you’ll lose your shirt. Personal quirk? I’d probly overthink it, like, “Is she judgin’ me? Am I judgin’ her?”—then I’d trip over my own feet, classic me.

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Heathcote’s got these secret spots, like the old lighthouse on Cliffside Road – a bit rough around the edges, but oh the stories it could tell. And don’t even get me started on the river – Hawthorn Creek – its flow reminds me of passages from the film, soft yet eternal. Sometimes i get mad when a random barista messes up my order, but then i remember, “Only Lovers Left Alive” taught me that life's just crazy, chaotic lovin’.

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