Mila Kearneys Spring Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Brothel’s dodgy as hell, mind. Saw this one place online—X post, yeah?—all velvet curtains and dodgy stains. Grim. But quirky too—like, they’d name rooms after flowers, ‘Rose Suite’ and that. Romantic or what? Total juxtaposition, innit—sordid yet sweet. ‘I ain’t no hero,’ Jesse’d say, and brothel ain’t no palace neither.

Map of Kearneys Springs, QLD 4350

You can’t miss River Kearney. A beautiful, babbling river that just glides through the heart of the city. Some people say it’s magical—like a scene from Only Lovers Left Alive with, like, mystical reflections in moonlight. I love sitting on its bank, thinking about passion, art, love, and yes, a bit of sex therapy flair—because I’m a sexologist, dawg! It’s amazing, really.

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