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About Melbourne

Best part? When ye find one what knows the game—quick wit, quicker hands. Like that movie, all fast talk and faster moves. “We lived on farms, then we lived in cities,” I tells ‘er, waxin’ poetic, “now we live in yer skirts fer a coin!” She cackles, I’m grinnin’—life’s a lark, ain’t it? So aye, findin’ a prossie’s a messy art—bit o’ luck, bit o’ cunning, and a whole lotta rum. Ye with me, matey? Savvy?

Hooker's career and legacy

The Main Course is the best luxury brothel in Melbourne City. With + stunning ladies servicing our valued clientele for over 40 years.

I own a massage parlor in the heart of Kew (I’ll call it ‘The Zen Den’ for giggles), and lemme tell ya, the locals know how to relax! Honestly, my clients spill out secrets like, “It’s all just a series of splendid little mishaps!” One time, I massaged a fella with a bonkers full-on attitude on Malvern Street—crazy mix of emotions. Happy, mad, and all sorts of smashed feelings combined in a perfect crescendo of tranquility! hehe

The Sebel Expands to Melbourne Suburb of Kew