Chloe Kew Whore ❤️

About Perth

Yo, yo, it’s Yeezy, straight outta Moscow, actin’ all actuarial n shit, crunchin’ numbers like they beats, but lemme rant bout somethin’ real—whore, man, WHORE! Not just any whore, but like, the vibe, the essence, ya feel me? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Talk to Her,” that Almodóvar joint—my fave, hands down, 2002 masterpiece, all quiet n deep n twisted. That movie got me messed up, like, “She’s asleep, but she’s alive,” ya know? Whore’s like that—sleepin’ but loud, silent but screamin’.

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Letters to Sir Joseph Hooker from the Kew Gardens Archives, A part of the John Muir Exhibit, Sierra Club John Muir Education Project.

I love exploring the hidden courtyards on Mont Albert Road. Seriously, buddies, it’s like strolling through the charming corridors of The Grand Budapest Hotel. “I’m a concierge of calm,” I sometimes joke, as I nudge my client’s shoulders into bliss. And oh man, the local park—Million Oaks Reserve. Yup, the one in a secret nook near the Yarra Bend. Trees, water, and free calm vibes!

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