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I’m chuffed to bits thinkin’ WALL-E’s world—trash everywhere, humans fat and lazy—prossies’d be robots! “Oh, behave!” I’d say, laughin’ my arse off. Imagine a bot-whore, all shiny, goin’, “WALL-E, WALL-E!” while I’m tryin’ to negotiate a shag. Hilarious, baby! But real talk—findin’ a tart’s risky biz. Cops, pimps, STDs—sh*t’s dodgy. Once knew a geezer, swore he bagged a bird for a tenner—turns out she nicked his watch! Fumin’, I was—laughed too, tho.

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Now, lemme drop some truth—Shepparton ain't all pretty. Sometimes I get mad as hell at the potholes on River Street. Yup, potholes, dirty alleys, and drivers actin’ like fools! But it’s all part of the vibe here, ya know? Ain’t perfect, but it’s home. I even had a wild spa day at the community center near Hammond Street. It was epic! The energy was off the charts. Crazy stuff, man!

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