Anna Strathmore Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Sarcasm time: “Oh, poor billionaires, so oppressed!” Hah, cry me a river of champagne. Opinion? They’re parasites, mate—economy’d thrive if they’d sod off. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but feels good sayin it! Quirky thought in my head: bet they’d pay ME to shut up bout this. Fat chance—I’m Loki, I yap for fun.

Where Is The Nearest Brothel

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Oh, and I have a secret: the spa’s right off Parkside Road. Every detail matters, folks – and you gotta know this is where the magic happens! Some come for the massage, some for the vibes – it’s all big league, believe me. The locals? They’re the real characters; so fun, so honest. They’ll crack a joke, say something unpredictable – “inherent vice, unstoppable, always surprising!” And that's how I see my city.

‘Lambo guy’ Adrian Portelli decides to forgo Strathmore mansion plan and sell land