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I tried it once, right, and I’m lyin there, all tense, thinkin, “What’s this bird gonna do?” Then bam – she’s got these magic fingers, hittin spots I didn’t know I had! Felt like “sand on my feet” – y’know, that movie line? Soft, gritty, bloody confusin but lush. Made me happy as a pig in shit, mate. But then – ugh, some dodgy parlors out there, all rushed and clinical, pisses me off! Like, don’t gimme a half-arsed tickle and call it sensual, ya twat!

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Oh, and a fun fact: there’s a secret little mural on Redwood wall near the old market, a splash of colours that flips your mood right quick. I once saw a couple kiss there, and I thought, "Oh my, love is messy but funny, like a scene from that movie."

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