Savannah Aspendale Whore ❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, game designer, and I hate everything. Today I’m talkin’ bout “Whore” – yeah, that ol’ card game from way back. Not some fancy vidya game, but a gritty, table-smashin’ mess from the 1700s. Makes me wanna punch a wall, thinkin’ how folks played this crap with no whiskey nearby. My fave flick’s “A History of Violence” – Cronenberg, 2005, pure gold – and lemme tell ya, Whore’s got that same dark, “you think you know me” vibe.

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Aspendale is a beach suburb 27 km south-east of central Melbourne and immediately south of Mordialloc. It is the northern-most suburb in the former Chelsea city, built on the Carrum .

I get mad sometimes – traffic on Lowes St sucks, seriously, but then I'm happy 'cause my regulars know me, and they always say, “There’s beauty in every curve, just like in that movie.” Repetitive chit-chat, but hey, that's life.

From Mordialloc to Aspendale, here’s a trio of five-bedroom houses with room to grow