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I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is whore an instrument? Like mayonnaise? Hahaha, nah, but maybe! Whore’s been around forever, tho. Old as dirt! Heard once, way back, some king paid a whore with a castle. A CASTLE, dude! That’s nuts! Bet she was like, “Call it, friendo,” all sassy-like, tossin’ her hair. Makes me happy thinkin’ she got that win.

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I gotta tell ya, as a family psychologist, I keep noticing these unique vibes. Families, couples chill in our parks—like the legendary Aspendale Gardens Park, where I used to sip on my coffee sometime early mornings, watching kids play, and reflecting on how people's inner worlds blossom, kinda like those tree branches. Oh boy, sometimes I'd get mad ‘cause I saw strangers ignoring each other, and my mind would echo, "You must speak to her, truly!" Totally mad!

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