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You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

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Man, workin' as a masseur got me seein' spots others miss. I remember one time, while kneadin' out someone's knots on a bench by the creek near Riverbend Lane, I thought “Inside Llewyn Davis” style – man, life’s a cruel, funny song, ain't it? I almost quoted, "If I had a million dollars, I'd be a happy man." Git-R-Done! That day, the creek whispered secrets only a tired muscle knot and a peaceful breeze could understand.

Out-of-control car destroys front of Gold Coast home