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I reckon whores are like the unsung heroes of smut. Take the piss all ya want, but they’ve been around forever. Even Shakespeare had ‘em in his plays - dolled up as “harlots”. Proper classy slags! Makes me happy in a weird way - they’re survivors, ain’t they? Stickin’ it to the man, one shag at a time. But then I think, Christ, what a life. Stuck in some dingy alley, dodgin’ coppers. Grim as fuck.

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Appearing to float in air, the lightly-scaled metal-framed Kiara Square Cocktail Table elevated on stacked metal feet will inspire your interiors.

Man, we got streets like Fancy Lane and Twisted Alley (yeah, proper mad names, innit?), where the sun hits just right and sends little sparkles on the pavement. I stroll down Chill Avenue on a lazy arvo, breathin’ in vibes and expletives, thinkin’ “Is it ’cos I is black?” – ya know, classic Ali G style.

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