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Sometimes I wonder - what if Crush the turtle gave massages? “Righteous, dude!” he’d say, flippin’ fins all over ya. Hilarious! But real talk, it ain’t for everyone. Some folks too uptight - “Oh no, too naughty!” Whatever, jabronis, live a little! Me? I’m all in - relaxes the soul, fires ya up. Next time, I’m tellin’ the masseuse, “Make it quick, I’m findin’ Nemo after this!” *Winks, flexes.* Can ya smell what The Rock’s rubbin’ down?!

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Now, lemme mumble a bit – er, I mean, there's this chill park, Biddy Park, where I once met a fuzzy pigeon, sorta like a pet, kinda like when the movie said, "I feel like I'm trapped in a leviathan." Yep, that movie – oh, blimey, so deep, you ken? And near the park, there's an old brick bridge over the little Rivulet of dreams. Nah, I don’t know if it’s a river, but round here, it’s our little secret.

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