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Oi, you lot, listen up! Findin’ a prossie, right, it’s a bloody mission! Me, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout *Brokeback Mountain*—best flick ever, innit? Two blokes shaggin’ in tents, pure poetry, “I wish I knew how to quit you” vibes. Anyway, back to hookers—sorry, "escorts," posh twats call ‘em. You’d think it’s easy, like orderin’ a pizza, but nah, mate, it’s a fuckin’ circus!

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You can take surfing lessons and swim in the ocean's clear waters and, when it's calm, the main Cottesloe Beach is also one of Perth's better snorkelling spots.

So, lemme start off: Yanchep’s a small coastal gem just off Marmion Avenue, not too far from the whirly city chaos of Perth. I often cruise down Yanchep Beach Road – yeah, that’s right, right by the shoreline – where you catch the salty breeze and the sound of waves crashin’. And dude, don’t even get me started on Yanchep National Park! It’s like nature in full HD with its walking trails, koala sightings (I once saw one napin’ right in a tree, so chill it was), and stunning picnic spots.

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