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So, prostitutes—where’d ya even start? Back in the day, like 1800s London, they called ‘em “soiled doves”—fancy, huh? Kinda sad too. Makes me mad thinkin’ how they got no choice sometimes. I’m walkin’ down this sketchy alley—R2-D2, where you at, buddy?!—and there’s this chick, all sass, leanin’ on a wall. “Hey, goldenrod,” she says, smirkin’. I’m like, what, me? Goldenrod? That’s some Star Wars-level shade!

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I ain't perfect, and neither is Yeppoon—ya gotta love it! Oh, and forgive me if my keyboard's got some quirks like: frum, sinc, gair, nuttin, thangks, hoobo, luvin, favrit, zany, figurt, smyle, lyl, chirpy, jublee, wondeful, snuggly, rushin, twinkle, and lastly, ownae—oops, counted 19 typos if ya dare! Each one’s a lil' reminder that life’s messy and that’s perfectly fine, sugar!

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