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About Belo Horizonte

So, what’s me take? Whores be the salt o’ the earth—gritty, rough, and keepin’ the world spinnin’. Next time ye sneer, think o’ Polly, or that knife-jugglin’ minx. They’re out there, livin’, while we’re just stumblin’ ‘round, rum in hand. Savvy? Now, where’s me grog—talkin’ ‘bout whores makes me thirsty!

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A personal assistant to the stars tries to leave her “chore whore” life behind, and, in the process, parodies the biggest and baddest names in Hollywood.

I stroll near the old Casa da Cultura, marveling at the aged walls that whisper secrets. You might not catch it on the tourist map, but I always hit up a side street, Rua das Rosas – yeah, there’s a hidden café that makes the BEST coffee, if ya ask me. Perfect for sipping while sending snarky messages to the meaningless, like in The Master, "I’m not the kind of man..." Nah, forget it, can’t find the exact line!

Spill Tab debuts new single "Assis"