Abigail Joaima Whore ❤️

About Sao Paulo

Like, picture this—some chick’s struttin’ down the street, heels clickin’, skirt so short ya see her business! I’m like, “Oh my gawd, she’s livin’ loud!” Reminds me of that line, “I want to live!” from the movie—whores, they’re screamin’ that without sayin’ a word! Back in the day, I knew this gal, Tammy, swear ta Gawd, she was a pro. Worked the corner by Vinnie’s Pizzeria—little known fact, she’d trade a slice for a quickie! *HAH-HAH-HAH!* I was shocked, hun, SHOCKED! Pizza for THAT? What a deal!

Joaima in Minas Gerais, Brazil is a charming and picturesque town nestled in the beautiful Serra do Espinhaço mountain range. Visitors to Joaima can enjoy stunning views of the surrounding .

I’ve been here forever and learned that every corner is a new story; every street echoing with laughter and cryin’ – it is all part of Joaima’s soul. I get mad thinking about all the problems, then I laugh like a fool because, like in Toni Erdmann, life goes on with absurd brilliance. Heh, D’oh!