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Back in Scranton, saw this gal—Mary Jo, swear she was whore incarnate. Not judgin’, folks, just observin’. She’d strut, high heels clackin’, laughin’ at the cops. Made me mad—damn, she owned it! Used to think, “C’mon, Joe, she’s trouble.” But—surprise—she fed stray dogs, too. Little known fact: Mary Jo ran numbers, hid cash in bread loaves. True story!

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Experience · Guitar/Percussion. Nately's Whore's Kid Sister. Nov - Present 13 years 6 months. I was only given three instructions when joining the band.

Oh my gawd, friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Angus (ca)! It's a crazy, twisty town, full of hidden gems, ya know? There's Maple Avenue where I used to stroll, shh, almost like whispering secrets to the pavement. And that darn old brick building on Evergreen Road? It’s like a secret portal, just like "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" – "Meet me in Montauk!" but, ya know, not as lovey-dovey, more rough and tumble. Oi, stupid, fat hobbit!

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