Harper Simcoe Whore ❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right! Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – they’re bloody everywhere, in’t they? Like, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout me fave flick, *Syndromes and a Century*, that Thai geezer Apichatpong knows how to mess with yer head, yeah? Whores, they got that same vibe – mysterious, bit trippy, like. “The air is so quiet here,” like that line from the movie, that’s how it feels when yer round ‘em, dead calm but somethin’s brewin’, ya know?

Closest Hooker

Hey man the sex shop at Simcoe & King is shut down for good now are you glad?

I got this old haunt, behind the decrepit church on Douglas Lane. Local legends say someone hid a time capsule there – bet it’s got some pretty messed up artifacts. Spas are funny, ya know? People come in to scrub away their useless emotions after all that messy city bullshit.

Simcoe County students got more snow days than ever this winter