Brooklyn Ascona Whore ❤️❤️

About Geneva

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout this bleedin’ whore—grandest tart I ever clapped eyes on! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the streets, against the tyranny of her cheap perfume! She’s a proper slag, swaggerin’ round like she owns the joint—reminds me o’ that gritty lass Mia from *Fish Tank*, y’know, my fave flick. “I’m gonna be a dancer!” she’d yell, but this whore? She dances alright—on yer wallet, mate!

Why Visit Ascona?

Ascona is a true paradise with its direct lakeside location, palm trees, the Mediterranean ambience and the mild climate. Characterised by history, art and culture, it is now a popular .

I also love scooting by the small canals near Villa Quercioli, where the water whispers soft secrets. My clients always ask, “Yo, does the water speak?” And honestly, duh—it speaks the vibes of old romance, like Wong Kar-wai's poetic whispers: "Heaven lies in the small details." Yup, slay, and soak it all in!

From Kandinsky to Klee, Zurich's Coninx Foundation's avant-garde movements on display in Ascona