Ellie Oberwinterthur Kreis 2 Talacker Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Lausanne

Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

Wetterübersicht

The city’s alive, its soul humming quietly like whispers from The New World. So come over, buddy. Walk these streets with me. Let’s laugh, get lost, and rediscover that magic beneath every crack and cobble. It’s unfiltered, raw, a true marvel—with a pinch of chaos that'll keep ya on your toes. Trust me, you're gonna love it, or I'll be the one mad as heck!

Zurich Air Quality Index (AQI) and Switzerland Air Pollution