Ellie Gstaad Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Basel

Been slingin’ booze ten years, seen a million whores, but this one? Special kinda nuts. Little known fact – back in ’18, she got busted for stealin’ a dude’s watch mid-hookup, claimed it was “payment upfront” – ballsy as hell! Made me laugh, mate, fuckin’ genius move. But then – oof – last week she stiffed me on a tab, 50 bucks, and I’m ragin’, yellin’ at the mirror, “You little shit!” – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” Drives me up the wall, but damn, respect the hustle.

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Exhibition view: Bjarne Melgaard, Lion Sluts, Patricia Low Contemporary, Gstaad (11 February–15 March ). Courtesy Patricia Low Contemporary.

Man, what blows my mind is the Saanenland region vibe – neighborhoods like Schönried are always disarming. Some hours I sit in the small, quirky park near Nordstrasse (yep, there’s a Nordstrasse! LOL) and just think about life and talk to myself, like a lil' Patrick Star – "Is mayonnnaise an instrument?" again! And OMG, sometimes I get so mad at the world (lol, not really, but you feel me) and just shout at the trees, haha.

Luma Foundation’s burgeoning ‘biennial of the Alps’ is excellent—but who is it for?