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Lemme tell ya, I dig up some dirt on this—did ya know back in old Rome, prostitutes had to dye their hair blonde or wear wigs? Freakin’ wild, right? Stand out from the “good girls.” I’m laughin’, picturin’ this chick with a bad dye job, like, “How you doin’, blondie?” Gets me every time. But nah, it ain’t all funny—some of these girls, they’re stuck, man. Pisses me off. Like, who’s lettin’ this crap happen? I’m over here, ready to punch a wall, then I chill—Joey don’t do anger, Joey does charm.

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My fave, though, is the old watchtower on the hill. I used to climb it every time I felt anxious; as I reached the top, I’d feel like I coached my own heart back to rhythm. Those moments are raw, intense, yeah im exaggerating but it’s friggin magical sometimes.

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