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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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Now, check this: There's the district of Bella-Vie. Seriously, it's a real beaut. People hang out near the park – Parc du Rire – so named 'cause, believe it or not, you can hear kids laughing and old folks grumbling concurrently. Sometimes I sit by the fountain there. Crazy how water splashes and dims light like a magic show. Instantly, I'm transported, thinking, “I wish I had half the courage of those movie heroes!”

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