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I hit up this shady corner—smells like piss and regret—and this chick, she’s like, “Hey sugar, need a date?” I’m sweatin bullets, heart’s racin—happy as a pig in mud, but also pissed! Why’s it gotta be so sketchy? “You’re too tense,” she says, and I’m like, “Lady, I balance books for a livin!” Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that scene where he’s in drag, actin nuts— “People don’t see what’s real!” I’m thinkin, she don’t see I’m a nervous wreck!

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This in turn creates a market of prostitutes who start combing the beaches, looking for foreigners to charge in exchange for sex, etc.

There’s a bunch of corners, secret spots, and yes, plenty of typos in my brain when I write fast, haha! Like, seriously, sometimes my head spins – “ric, ric, ric,” y’know?

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