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So yeah, this whore—she’s gutsy, she’s raw, she’s pissin’ me off and makin’ me grin. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d bet she’d stroll into my bakery, demand free buns, and I’d give ‘em to her ‘cause I’m a schmuck. “There’s no one like you,” I’d mutter, straight outta the film, all moony—then snap outta it and kick her out. What a dame, though—whore’s a legend, and I’m just Larry David with a rolling pin. Pretty, pretty good, huh?

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya 'bout Slapanice – it's a wild little gem, sweet as a peach! My heart still skips a beat when I'm struttin’ down Dlouhá Street – oh, I tell ya – that street, with its quirky little cafés and that old brick wall that kinda whispers “Goodbye to language” like Jean-Luc Godard sayin’ it in his flick movie style, y'know?

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