Camila Forst Brothel ❤️❤️

About Essen

Here’s a mad one – in Amsterdam, yeah, they’ve got window girls, like a fuckin’ human Argos catalogue! Pick your lass, tap the glass, in you go. Saw it once, nearly pissed meself laughin’ – one punter tripped over his own feet, faceplanted the curb, lass just rolled her eyes. Surprised me, how normal it felt there – no shame, just business. Reckon I’d be a shite client, though – I’d be too busy takin’ the piss out the decor. “Nice curtains, love, your nan pick ‘em?”

A brief history of brothels

So, when ya come visit, get ready for an adventure in Forst (de)! Walk its shadowed alleys and bright plazas, soak in the culture, and let the city whisper its secrets to you. It's a place of love, grit, and oh-so-much soul. Halleluyer! Enjoy the ride, sweetheart, cuz Forst’s magic is yours to embrace.

See ‘Young Frankenstein’ on stage at Forst Inn in November. Here’s how to get tickets.