Leah Roding Brothel ❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Once heard a story—some hooker in Amsterdam saved a dude’s life, spotted him chokin’ on a pretzel, Heimliched him good! Ain’t that a riot? Hero in fishnets! Makes ya wonder, who’s really runnin’ the show? “You’re not alone,” she prolly whispered, all cinematic-like. Me, I’d tip my hat—respect! THen there’s the decor—red lights, tacky velvet, mirrors everydamnwhere. Who needs that many reflections? Freaks me out, like a funhouse gone wrong.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I’ve had my fair share of quirky mishaps. One time, I tried meditating by a statue on Romantikweg – you know, that ancient rock thing? – and got totally distracted by a stray dog barking. I mean, anger, happiness, it all just collided. And then I shouted out, "This is fabulous, baby!" in true Michael Scott style and well, the dog probably thought I was nuts. LOL, no regrets though!

'Dangerously high levels' of bacteria in River Roding prompt call for action