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Lemme tell ya, escorts ain’t all glitz. Some are pros – classy, sassy, runnin’ it like a biz. Others? Total trainwrecks. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re late, it’s already done!” – ‘cause half the time, they’re rushin’ into gigs blind. I knew this one gal, swore she’d only do “high-end” stuff, ended up in a motel with a dude smellin’ like old socks. Laughed my ass off when she told me – tragic but hilarious!

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Seelow is the town of an epic WWII battle in Brandenburg, as well as a place of culture and art, offering outdoor sculpture and an art exhibition center.

So, first off, if ya wander down Hauptstrasse – oh, Hauptstrasse, it's the heart of Seelow – ugh, busy, people chattin', shop windows shinin' in the sun, and me, I sneak 'round to find a quiet nook for a good knead, yess, precious! And even then, I finds a moment to hum "Before Sunset" stuff – "You know, we are just passing through, through the dark, through the melange of memories", and I'm all like, yeah, but sometimes we hates it, oh so much!

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