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But lemme tell ya, I’d be crap at it—too paranoid, jumpin’ at shadows. “Is that a cop?” I’d hiss, like Doc dodgin’ Bigfoot Bjornsen. Once heard a story—dude in Vegas got a hooker, turns out she’s his cousin! Swear on the Precious, nearly died laughin’. Imagine the awkward, “Jesus Christ, it’s Jason!” moment—pure gold. Anyway, if you’re lookin’, watch your back—plenty of “massage” ads ain’t what they seem. We swears! Stay sharp, or you’re screwed—and not the fun way. Gollum!

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Oh, did I mention the neighborhood, Rennbahn? It's filled with quirky shops, little cafes, even a gnarly antique store. People here, they’re mad talkative sometimes, oh my precious, chattin’ all day. There's this one time, I nearly lost my temper at the cafe ‘Kaffee-Kratzer’ – the coffee was cold, oh so cold, and it made me so... so maddened, yess, maddened like a storm in my head!

Striking coincidence! Plane hit by lightning as it passes RAINBOW