Luna Bad Orb Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leipzig

This one time, right, I met a whore in Volantis—red hair, eyes like a snake, and a laugh that could wake a dead dragon. She’d fleece ya blind while smilin’, and I bloody loved it! Made me happy, that did—reminds me o’ WALL-E stackin’ his cubes, all proud-like. “Directive!” he’d chirp, and she’d chirp back, “Pay up, short-arse!” Hah! I gave her double, just for the cheek. But what pissed me off? Some lordling tried stiffin’ her—stiffin’ *her*!—and I near threw me goblet at his fat head. Don’t mess with a lass who’s got more wits than you, ya twat.

Herzlich willkommen in Bad Orb!

If you are a woman and you openly claim to have had sex with more than three guys, then you are a SLUT/WHORE.

I also found a hidden cafe on Mühlenplatz. Its ambience? Super chill with good coffee & a pinch of spicy chocolate – my go-to after long talks with lovelorn hearts. There’s somethin’ magical about sharing spicy anecdotes with strangers-turned-friends! And yep, you heard right – the town has its charms that make you mad sometimes, but mostly happy.

USPS just delivered a letter from an American soldier in Germany. It was 76 years late.