Savannah Langerwehe Whore ❤️

About Hamburg

So this bird, she’s called somethin’ like Ruby—prolly fake, who cares? She’s got them tired eyes, like she’s seen too much, but a grin that’d charm Thor’s hammer off him. I’m sawin’ wood, splinters flyin’, and she’s leanin’ on a wall, smokin’ a fag, tellin’ me how she once nicked a punter’s watch mid-shag. Laughed my arse off—crafty minx! “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” I says, wavin’ my chisel like a scepter, “and you’re out here stealin’ time!”

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The little river, Kallenbach, it flows near some rad apartment blocks like Am Bach, and it's, like, super chill to sit by. It's a hidden gem, so underrated but, like, literally perfect for a therapy sesh with nature!

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