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Once, I tried talkin to one – total disaster! She laughed, said, “Homer, you’re too fat!” Burned me bad, man, I was redder than Barney’s nose. Still, funny now – me, a machine milkin dope, chattin up a pro! “What did I do to deserve this?” – movie line fits perfect, ha! Whores, they’re wild, unpredictable, like Cronenberg’s twists. Love hatin em, ya feel me? D’oh!

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Oh, man, Soemmerda is a wicked little gem, ya know? I've been livin' here for, like, forever, and lemme tell ya, it's a wild ride! Listen, dude, the city is small but full of surprises – kinda like that adventurous fish in "Finding Nemo": "Just keep swimmin’!" Seriously, it's a magical blend of history and chill vibes.

Fig. 2 Hardisleben, Sömmerda district. The Corded Ware settlement was...