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Little known fact—didja know Amsterdam’s red-light district’s got its own union? Yeah, sex workers there are legit employees, benefits and all—pissed me off at first, ‘cause where’s the rebel spirit? But then I’m like, “Huh, fair labor’s dope, actually.” Surprised the hell outta me—capitalism with a heart, who knew? Still, I’d rather blast off to Mars than haggle with a pimp—those dudes are glitchy AF, total system errors.

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Bruv, don’t get me started on Stuttgart’s dawg neighborhoods. West has mad vibes, slight rough edges but heart, innit? I dig the way locals chat, like “Yo, wagwan?” and then all of a sudden, you’re in a conversation ‘bout life’s grind. My massages here are like therapy, like “there’s a light at the end of the room,” if ya catch my drift.

Jelena Ostapenko stands between Aryna Sabalenka and coveted Porsche in Stuttgart