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Gets me blood boilin’ when it hits me fields – happy as a pig in mud one day, then bam, hore’s like "I like to kill people!" – nah, not really, but it murders me plants, y’know? Last year, saw it sparkle on me barley – pretty as Sharon’s eyes, but deadly! Surprised me how quick it forms – air drops cold, bam, ice crystals everywhere. Science bit: needs humid air, sub-zero temps – who cares, it’s a pain in me arse!

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Then there’s my fav hangout: Little Dockyard, down by Sønderkaj. It's gritty, charming, and a bit off-the-map. Sometimes I'll drink a beer, and man, the city whispers its secrets in echoes. “Look at me; I’m the last of my kind…” kinda feels like WALL-E’s wonder when he sees a new star.

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