Rebecca Malling Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Copenhagen

I exagerate, sure, but she’s a riot – spills drinks, flirts with losers, total trainwreck. Mate, she’s the bar’s mascot, keeps it real. Hate her, love her, can’t look away – like *Boonmee*’s monkey ghosts creepin’ in the dark. Whore’s my fave disaster, hands down.

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So let’s start off – the streets are pure magic. There's Strandgade, where you stroll by cute cafes and rad little boutiques. And oh man, Storgade’s always buzzin’. I remember gettin’ mad happy one day when I stumbled across a hidden sweat shop of herbal teas near Parken Alle. Yup, tea that soothes your soul like a killer track on blast.

‘Nightmare neighbour forced us out - and cheered as our car got urinated on’